Put That Back » suspenders http://putthatback.com Style for actual men Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:41:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 I Can’t Make this any Clearer http://putthatback.com/2009/11/25/i-cant-make-this-any-clearer/ http://putthatback.com/2009/11/25/i-cant-make-this-any-clearer/#comments Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:37:45 +0000 Damien Thorn http://putthatback.com/?p=102 charlie-parker

This is pretty obvious, but somebody ought to say it:

  1. Charlie Parker was not a nerd.
  2. Those pants didn’t cost $189.50.
  3. That shirt didn’t cost $180.
  4. You’d look like a tool in that outfit.
  5. HE’S WEARING A BELT, NOT SUSPENDERS.

Enjoy the holiday!

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