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I Can’t Make this any Clearer

Posted: November 25th, 2009 | Author: Damien Thorn

charlie-parker

This is pretty obvious, but somebody ought to say it:

  1. Charlie Parker was not a nerd.
  2. Those pants didn’t cost $189.50.
  3. That shirt didn’t cost $180.
  4. You’d look like a tool in that outfit.
  5. HE’S WEARING A BELT, NOT SUSPENDERS.

Enjoy the holiday!

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