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Watches for Grownups

Posted: November 13th, 2009 | Author: Damien Thorn

The time-traveling copy-cats at Put This On have some recommendations for your timepiece needs, and as always, they’ve got you covered on both fronts. Yes indeed, friends, they aren’t just trying to sell you on a single vision of fashion, they understand that you’re an individual and that you need to express that in one of TWO ways.

Now, some of you might need to pretend you’re in the Army with your watch:

luminox

For only $162 (on SALE!), you can have a watch that looks a bit like those ones you got in the dress-up kits your mom bought you when you were eight. Sadly, this one tells time instead of flipping open to reveal a compass.

But don’t forget, you don’t have to be a fake Army-guy to get something out of Put This On. No sir, if you want to dress like your Grandfather who has terrible taste in gaudy watches, you could get this little baby:

omega

How much? Well, get bidding, because at the time of this writing it was a mere $206, but that’s sure to go up as more and more senior citizens learn about this internet thing!

Now, if you were a crazy person – and let’s just accept that you’re not – you might need to go to work and dress like a professional. As silly as that sounds, there are people out there that can’t get away with dressing like a dandy. For those people, we here at Put That Down have come up with a THIRD recommendation:

skagen

I know that it’s frightening. This crazy thing is durable, comfortable, attractive, and even reasonably priced: $74. No, it doesn’t let you play dress-up, but it will actually tell the time without making you look like an idiot. And maybe that’s enough.

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