Look at This Fucking One-Trick Pony

Nerdboyfriend presents:

And they’d appreciate it if you’d buy his ugly $595 eyeglasses. Not that those are the glasses he’s wearing – his were probably $45. But won’t you feel like a star if you spend like a star?

I’d be happy just to hear that you appreciate his many movie themes.

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This Is What They Call Help?

Nerdboyfriend wants you to pair this horrible coat:

With these terrible pants:

…in order to look like a character from an 80’s movie that bombed. All for the low, low price of just $1,206.81. Seriously.

I can’t remember who runs that site, but I hope he or she understands the kind of hell reserved for people who make suggestions like that.

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