It’s Tax Deductible!

Put This On admits that you may only be able to find one day a year to wear these dandy shoes, but suggests that buying these shoes for $244 might be worth it. And you know, if – as in their example – you expect to meet the president on the White House lawn on that one day and the only worthwhile thing you can hope from that situation is that he might like your shoes, well:

1. You need to think about your priorities.
2. You ought to work on your conversational skills.
3. You’d better hope the next guy is more like the current guy than the last guy.

But really, you’re better off giving that money to charity so that you’ll have a shot at impressing the president with your intelligence and compassion. Showing off what a dandy you are may not impress him as much as you might think.

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Widsom

Hey ‘funny’ t-shirt wearing 22-34 year old guy. Yeah, the joke’s on the rest of us.

— Mike Pesca

Hey $189 pants-wearing guy. Let Mike know that the joke’s actually on you.

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