Don’t Forget Your Matching Pooper Scooper

Great – now they want me to get a dog for each outfit:

You people get that I’m a spring, right? Where am I going to find a dog that matches all this green and blue? Do I need a different dog for formal wear? Does breed matter beyond color, or do I need to match the temperament of the dog with the severity of my fashion choices?

What’s the little black dress of dogs? And who’s going to clean up after all these accessories?

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