Seriously? A cape? That’s how grownups dress?

Look people, you can choose who you take advice from. That’s your business. But do me a favor: some day in the future, somebody is going to tell you, “you should wear a cape”.

When that day comes, tell him to die in a fire.

It’s a different kind of consumerism.

Indeed. Instead of telling people to spend a lot of money to be like the models and celebrities in GQ or Details or whatever, it’s telling people to spend a lot of money to be like Jesse. Completely different.

Which, if you like the way Jesse dresses, is just fine. For those of us who want to dress like actual grown-ups, that’s a bit harder to swallow.