I Can’t Make this any Clearer

This is pretty obvious, but somebody ought to say it:

1. Charlie Parker was not a nerd.
2. Those pants didn’t cost $189.50.
3. That shirt didn’t cost $180.
4. You’d look like a tool in that outfit.
5. HE’S WEARING A BELT, NOT SUSPENDERS.

Enjoy the holiday!

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